If you don't know about "Elevatorgate", be happy. No, don't look it up, it's a fucking stupid nontroversy, but far be it from me to turn down an argument. So anyway, in the midst of all this, one of the more stupid players says, and I quote:
I would like to know if Melissa Welch is aware of the fact that she has been quoted using such profane language and such a guttural theme when speaking about Jason, as part of all this.
Now those of you who know my awesome wife are already flinching, because well...yeah. So many, many baaaaad mistakes there. Now, being the good husband (and professional asshole) that I am, I of course tell her about this. The iChat that followed was epic. (Random stuff about new cat names left in, too much work to edit out. Plus, the cat name debate is important. To us at least.) Presented for your approval, Why I Love My Wife (Note: it's a really looong image. May take a sec to load):
Yeah. See, I just yell and grouse a lot. Melissa? She's really more evil than I am. Breaking people is her hobby. Just ask the Beard.
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