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I may have raged about Flash.
I may have said that even coprophiliac porn was preferably to installing CS3.
I may have, between the CS3/CS4 installers and Flash, come up with ways of using profanity that amazed even me.
But nothing, no product team from Adobe, Microsoft or even Apple can begin to create the kind of cold, sadistic, evil fury that Acrobat does.
All I ask, *all* I want is to have Joel and the rest of those fuckers in my office at 7pm, so i can make them personally udpate every fucking machine i have control over while I spur them on with a fucking cattle prod, a paintball gun loaded with rock salt, and a fucking bullhorn.
Then I want to ship them off to every IT manager I know, with a load of rock salt and fresh batteries.
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Posted by John C. Welch at 21:06 | Permalink
©2003-until I'm fucking dead and then some. you steal my shit, and I will fuck with you like you were a lonely shepherd's slowest sheep.
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