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Acrobat: Making sure you hate Adobe

Acrobat, Acrobat, Acrobat...how many ways can you fuck up a ZOMG CRITIKAL SECURITEEEE UPDATE? Let us count the ways:

Don't provide a cumulative update from your site.
Put the newest version in the middle of the fucking page. Actually, from what I can tell, Adobe just can't fucking work a list. Here, see for yourself:

Ensure that when you click on the link to actually download the file, you get told the item can't be found:

I swear to DOG that everyone on the Acrobat team must be on the bottom, because fucking up is about all they're good for.

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Posted by John C. Welch at 13:42 | Permalink

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