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Still getting email...

Oh you didn't think that Casasanta can stop that fast did you? Now, we have the onset of some interesting paranoia: evidently, Angry Mac Bastards sits around, all the live-long day, plotting how to get him.

You think I'm shitting you?

Ha!

If it wasn't one of the more popular posts recently (it got passed around considerably) and if there were *any* comments in it that agreed with the bullshit you spewed on it, then I would've believed you, John. But this was all too coincidental with Peter's email so it was more than obvious that, as always, you were out on a witch-hunt.

Yes, yes, we're all out to get you, everyone is. Us, the mailmain, the UPS guy, the local hobos. We're all out to get you. In fact, we're setting up a Google Wave server, just to make getting you that much easier via the power of CLOUD. I didn't tell you this but Google itself only exists to make getting you even easier than before. Read that last part quietly, they can HEER UR BRANE!!!!

That's SO much more logical and likely than us just thinking the article sucked. Something you wrote, not perfection itself? That's UNPOSSIBLE!

Even if there were comments on our post or yours after the podcast came out, I would've believed you (of course, you likely have so little traffic that this was unlikely). There *were* comments about people not liking our version of the icon, which was one of the points of the post. But maybe your lack of proper reading comprehension skills caused you to miss that point.

When all else fails, wave your traffic penis around. That sure showed me. Wow. Do I ever feel showed. Like a showROOM, you done showed me.

So... I'm calling bullshit, as there was clearly an agenda at work here, as there always is with you and your pathetic crew.

Again, we're allllll out to get you. All of us. Every single person over the age of 14. We have meetings. And cookies.

When Bill O'Reilly retires, you'd make a great replacement for him as you have the same manipulative "technique" as he does when trying to argue.

Well, you have the "act like that idiot for whom being popular in high school was the big achievement in their lives" schtick all locked up, so I had to find *something*.

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