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John Casasanta...

Why people give this passive-aggressive moron money is beyond me. Like doing business with Roy Stalin, except without the nice smile and athletic ability. Anyway, so of course, we, (AMB) find out he had some asinine screed whining about how OMG, MAIL DOES NOTES, BLOAT, AAAAAAGH. Welcome to 1998 dipshit. However, whenever you mention that name, you know the email will be coming. It is inevitable. Welcome to my sunday morning, (keep in mind this nimrod is actually older than I am):

I'm assuming that my buddy Peter shared our email exchange with you after he got booted from Macworld (you know... the one where he emailed me to try to engage me... but ultimately got his ass totally handed to himself). Otherwise you wouldn't have taken the time to whine & bitch about me for 15 minutes or so on your idiot whatever podcast.

Ah, "Standard Casasanta Crybaby Response #1". You're about as regular as an old lady with a belly full of laxatives, only less personally appealing. Not that you will ever believe that the entire mac web doesn't sit around thinking about you (ever try hanging out with people who AREN'T 14 year old fanboys), but actually, it was only the pointless, rambling asinine nature of your idiot screed that got it put on the list.

You're still the most childish douchebag on the Internet btw. Your cowardly behavior in the C4 backchannel undoubtedly proved that. The sad part is that you actually think you're funny and relevant.

Coming from someone who had a complete prom queen fit over the word "asshole" being used at him on twitter, and who stews over every single INJUSTICE EVER DONE TO HIM, I'd say your moral ground here is rather low.

P.S. Thanks for the 3 hits from the podcast site that I saw in our stats. Otherwise I would've never even heard of this. At least you gave us all a good laugh tonight.

<whiny teenager>I don't care. I don't care what you think. See, we're all laughing at you. You suck, and we're all cool 'n' shit, and you're just some dork. We're all going to be doing cool stuff and you can't, because you can't hang with us, 'cause you're not cool.</whiny teenager>

Sure thing dude. Because when someone runs into something that doesn't bother them, they always take the time to download fifty-plus minutes of podcast, listen to it enough to find the bit talking about them, listen to it, see how many hits it generated, then write a whiny email at 6:56am on a Sunday. Why the overall apathy you surely feel just drips off the page. I'm amazed you were able to stay focused long enough to compose this email, what with all the cool stuff you must have been putting off just to do this.

Some things never change, and your inevitable response is one of them.

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John Casasanta...\n\nWhy people give this passive-aggressive moron money is beyond me. Like doing business with Roy Stalin, except without the nice smile and athletic ability. Anyway, so of course, we, (AMB) find out he had some asinine screed whining about how OMG, MAIL DOES NOTES, BLOAT, AAAAAAGH. Welcome to 1998 dipshit. However, whenever you mention that name, you know the email will be coming. It is inevitable. Welcome to my sunday morning, (keep in mind this nimrod is actually older than I am):\n\n

I'm assuming that my buddy Peter shared our email exchange with you after he got booted from Macworld (you know... the one where he emailed me to try to engage me... but ultimately got his ass totally handed to himself). Otherwise you wouldn't have taken the time to whine & bitch about me for 15 minutes or so on your idiot whatever podcast.

\n\nAh, \"Standard Casasanta Crybaby Response #1\". You're about as regular as an old lady with a belly full of laxatives, only less personally appealing. Not that you will ever believe that the entire mac web doesn't sit around thinking about you (ever try hanging out with people who AREN'T 14 year old fanboys), but actually, it was only the pointless, rambling asinine nature of your idiot screed that got it put on the list. \n\n

You're still the most childish douchebag on the Internet btw. Your cowardly behavior in the C4 backchannel undoubtedly proved that. The sad part is that you actually think you're funny and relevant.

\n\nComing from someone who had a complete prom queen fit over the word \"asshole\" being used at him on twitter, and who stews over every single INJUSTICE EVER DONE TO HIM, I'd say your moral ground here is rather low.\n\n

P.S. Thanks for the 3 hits from the podcast site that I saw in our stats. Otherwise I would've never even heard of this. At least you gave us all a good laugh tonight.

\n\n<whiny teenager>I don't care. I don't care what you think. See, we're all laughing at you. You suck, and we're all cool 'n' shit, and you're just some dork. We're all going to be doing cool stuff and you can't, because you can't hang with us, 'cause you're not cool.</whiny teenager>\n\nSure thing dude. Because when someone runs into something that doesn't bother them, they always take the time to download fifty-plus minutes of podcast, listen to it enough to find the bit talking about them, listen to it, see how many hits it generated, then write a whiny email at 6:56am on a Sunday. Why the overall apathy you surely feel just drips off the page. I'm amazed you were able to stay focused long enough to compose this email, what with all the cool stuff you must have been putting off just to do this.\n\nSome things never change, and your inevitable response is one of them.