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Some people shouldn't see movies that aren't documentaries

Now people are bitching about the size and kind of CANYON that a young Jim Kirk drives a late-60s Corvette off of.

Stop watching Science Fiction.

Not only is it just a little too hard for you, but you completely overlook the real crime of the scene:

THE LITTLE BASTARD LIVED AFTER TRASHING A GORGEOUS CAR LIKE THAT.

Shit..."where to you find canyons like that in Iowa". Fuck, what's next "You can't go faster than the speed of light, and transporters are bullshit". Thats just trying to find shit to not like about a movie. I bet most of these fuckers are "Lost" fans too. Note: "Lost" fans cannot, under any circumstances complain about continuity, reality, or logic errors. They have no moral highground whatsoever.

Spare us all. Just stop seeing anything that isn't "The Bridges of Madison County" or gay cowboys eating pudding.

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Posted by John C. Welch at 11:02 | Permalink

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