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So today, Adobe releases the updates that patch the large javascript security holes in Acrobat and Reader.
"Of course," you think, "they'll release these patches in the most easily installed manner possible, in such a way that they are easily pushed out to existing machines as fast as possible.'
mmf
snrk
heh
BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Of fucking COURSE the Acrobat team won't do that you fucking loser Mac user! Stop smoking crack and acting like you fucking count!
You'll get a patch that has to be manually run, (on 9.1 only for 9.X. Older version? FUCK YOU, DO MORE WORK YOU STUPID MAC FUCK!), and in the case of Reader, just in case you aren't using that aborted slop of a single-browser plugin, you have to ONCE AGAIN TELL IT TO LEAVE SAFARI THE FUCK ALONE. Same thing for Acrobat Pro. MANUAL FUCKING UPDATE TIME!
Can someone at that company...don't talk to the Acrobat team, it's obvious that they don't fucking give a shit, just walk over there and grab whomever the fucking IDIOTS were who released the patch in this form, and KICK THEM IN THE FUCKING HEAD, OVER AND OVER WHILE THEY MANUALLY PATCH EVERY FUCKING MAC IN ADOBE INC.!
Then send them to me, so I can get really mean. They'll suck Cheney's wrinkled cock with a fucking SMILE when I'm done abusing them.
What a fucking douchebag collective.
There, I finally created an Adobe category, because this is the last straw. Fucking hell, goddamned CS Installer team is great to work with, trying to do the right thing, and fucking Acrobat sticks their ass over the castle wall and shits all over it.
Jerks.
Categories: Adobe, Mac Matters
Posted by John C. Welch at 19:33 | Permalink
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