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Every time I see a statement from the Log Cabin Republicans, I keep thinking of women on "Cops". Beaten emotionally and physically, yet always able to justify staying with a man who only thinks of them as a cock sheath, and softer than a wall for the punching.

Either that, or they remind me of a phrase my dad told me about many, many years ago; the old school name for the black guy hired so a company could say they didn't discriminate: Store-Front Nigger.

I wonder how much vomit you have to swallow, as a Log Cabin Republican, so that you don't eat a bullet. I just wonder how much you have to drink so that you can go out and pay lip service to a group of people who would not even bat an eye if every "homerseckshual" was put in an American version of say, Dachau, and gassed? How much cock can you possibly suck before you realize it's never your turn?

I'll put this simply: No matter what the GOP says in its press release, the only thing it wants from American Gay People is their money and their nodding heads when the choke chain is pulled. Then you get yo' ass back in that field house, and keep that foul mouth shut until the next convention.

Man, I bet Log Cabin folks die young and angry.

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He didn' mean to hit me, officer! He didn' mean it! He's a good maaaaaan...! Don't take him away! I fell asleep in the driveway an' he run over mah head wid da truck! He's a good maaaaan...! He's passed out under the porch right now with his dog, Skeeter...

Posted by: cthellis | September 3, 2008 3:45 AM

Exception that proves your "die young and angry" hypothesis: Roy Cohn. Well, I can't attest to his happiness but at least he died old. That is, if you consider 59 to be old...

On a brighter note, 50% of GOP delegates to the convention are supportive of civil unions or gay marriage. I don't know how in the hell to reconcile THAT sort of cognitive dissonance but I wanted to mention it regardless.

Posted by: PigInZen | September 3, 2008 9:15 AM

I think you kind of have to be in your mid to late 70s to be old. Under 60? Not old.

The Log Cabin people are great: "McCain's teachable!" Dude, a fucking PLANARIUM is teachable, but it's not going to look out for your interests.

Posted by: John Welch | September 3, 2008 9:29 AM

I always wondered why Republicans never caught on to the potential tax advantages of dudes being able to marry other dudes. I'm talking sham marriages for tax purposes (and whatever other financial benefits could be gleaned from them). You'd think the greedy bastards would be all for it.

Posted by: ricket | September 10, 2008 7:19 AM