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Go Elitists!

You know what I think when I hear the mouth breathers calling Obama an "elitist"?

I think "thank fucking god, it's about time". See, I like over-intelligent elitists, especially for jobs that require a great deal of intelligence, thought, and poise. I don't want some fucking frat-boy in charge because "you can go drink beer with him". Fuck that.

You know what I want for a president? I want someone whose brain is so fucking big it deforms their skull. I want them to be the smartest motherfucker in every room they walk in. I want other world leaders so convinced they can read their puny minds that they don't dare try to pull shit on them. When you ask them about the history of some country, I want them to smile at me and say "I'll try to put it in small words for you", and I'm not stupid.

See, I want a smart president, who's not afraid to say "Yeah, I did graduate from Harvard law, and I do teach constitutional law at the national level, and I did use my fucking monstrous brain to help out people without getting paid for it, and I can say "nuclear" correctly every fucking time, and when I'm bored, I calculate PI in fucking Sanskrit." What is it with people that they want fucking idiots in charge? I want to feel like an idiot next to my President, because I want my President to be THAT FUCKING SMART.

Fuck that. Gimme the guy who can stand in front of Google, (GOOGLE!) and talk about situations where you wouldn't use a bubble sort. Dude, the fact that he even knows what a bubble sort is puts him far above Mr. "I never sent an email".

Also, don't give me that bullshit about "He can't type". Speech Recognition bitches. I bet if you showed a high end speech recognition setup to McCain, he'd scream WITCHCRAFT! and run out of the room. Yeah, he got tortured in Vietnam, and that sucked, and no, I don't blame him for cracking. Lemme jam a bamboo shoot up your fucking fingernails, and you'll do anything I ask with a fucking smile as long as I never do that again. You waterboard me? I'm your fucking slut for life, just don't ever do that again.

However, having a physical disability, regardless of cause does not get you out of being aware of what the fuck is going on around you. It just means you might not be as quick at things as someone else. What, if there's a crises, McCain would say "I was tortured, I can't deal with this?" Da Fuck?

Besides, fucking Roosevelt had fucking POLIO, needed a wheelchair, and he used some of the most advanced technology of the time. If FDR could keep up with the times, so can John Fucking McCain.

So in conclusion: GO ELITIST ASSHOLES!

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Posted by John C. Welch at 13:24 | Permalink

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You know what I think when I hear the mouth breathers calling Obama an \"elitist\"? \n\nI think \"thank fucking god, it's about time\". See, I like over-intelligent elitists, especially for jobs that require a great deal of intelligence, thought, and poise. I don't want some fucking frat-boy in charge because \"you can go drink beer with him\". Fuck that. \n\nYou know what I want for a president? I want someone whose brain is so fucking big it deforms their skull. I want them to be the smartest motherfucker in every room they walk in. I want other world leaders so convinced they can read their puny minds that they don't dare try to pull shit on them. When you ask them about the history of some country, I want them to smile at me and say \"I'll try to put it in small words for you\", and I'm not stupid. \n\nSee, I want a smart president, who's not afraid to say \"Yeah, I did graduate from Harvard law, and I do teach constitutional law at the national level, and I did use my fucking monstrous brain to help out people without getting paid for it, and I can say \"nuclear\" correctly every fucking time, and when I'm bored, I calculate PI in fucking Sanskrit.\" What is it with people that they want fucking idiots in charge? I want to feel like an idiot next to my President, because I want my President to be THAT FUCKING SMART.\n\nFuck that. Gimme the guy who can stand in front of Google, (GOOGLE!) and talk about situations where you wouldn't use a bubble sort. Dude, the fact that he even knows what a bubble sort is puts him far above Mr. \"I never sent an email\". \n\nAlso, don't give me that bullshit about \"He can't type\". Speech Recognition bitches. I bet if you showed a high end speech recognition setup to McCain, he'd scream WITCHCRAFT! and run out of the room. Yeah, he got tortured in Vietnam, and that sucked, and no, I don't blame him for cracking. Lemme jam a bamboo shoot up your fucking fingernails, and you'll do anything I ask with a fucking smile as long as I never do that again. You waterboard me? I'm your fucking slut for life, just don't ever do that again. \n\nHowever, having a physical disability, regardless of cause does not get you out of being aware of what the fuck is going on around you. It just means you might not be as quick at things as someone else. What, if there's a crises, McCain would say \"I was tortured, I can't deal with this?\" Da Fuck?\n\nBesides, fucking Roosevelt had fucking POLIO, needed a wheelchair, and he used some of the most advanced technology of the time. If FDR could keep up with the times, so can John Fucking McCain.\n\nSo in conclusion: GO ELITIST ASSHOLES!