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It's the last of the FSF's claim to being anything but a douchebag collective of a cult going down the bowl.

All I know is if I have to be at the Genius Bar, and I hear someone lower on the Apple totem pole than the Earth's Mantle being hassled by some fucking jackwad wanna-be crusader showing how good they are at being good little followers, there's a freetard who's going to learn that the world has no patience for their shit and has no qualms about turning their self-esteem into free radicals. Yeah sonny, you think you know profanity? Lemme tell you, when I get done with you, you'll think Zombie-fucking-Carlin got up in your shit.

What a bunch of loser douchebags. They couldn't get anyone to agree that a free turd isn't a turd, so now they're going to go fuck with people who have NO ABILITY TO CHANGE SHIT, and people who JUST WANT THEIR COMPUTER FIXED, all in the name of MAKING A POLITICAL STATEMENT, and KEEPING THE SPOTLIGHT ON THEM.

Make no mistake, that's all this is: a pathetic attempt at large-scale attention-whoring. Oh, I'm sure they think they're right up there with Medgar Evers and the Freedom Marchers, but that's what cults are good at: Deluding the members into believing the latest party line. At this point, the FSF is little more than a cult of personality based on a folk-dancing nincompoop. Just like Stalin and Mao, only whiny instead of deadly.

All that's left is for the FSF to merge with PETA. They're both equally as cultish and useless as the other.

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