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Because she thinks messing with people is "fun"...
From now on, always refer to Ann Coulter as "Man Coulter". If you see her, say:
"Man? Yes, so if you're such a good Christian woman, how come you ain't got no babies? Is it because you were born a man?"
Everywhere. Don't worry about her reply, we don't care. We just say that to her, and walk away. Over and over. Until we've her so nuts that she starts screaming incoherently whenever she hears the word "man" in any context. Until she pulls a Britney.
Then when, inevitably, she's on TV doing a Nancy Kerrigan, and tearfully whining "Why meeeee? WHYYYYYY", someone calls in and says "So Ann...is it still funny to fuck with people just because you have unlimited media access and they don't?"
Sometimes, you have to beat sense into people. No reason why it can't be entertaining to millions.
So to recap:
- "Man Coulter"
- "Man? If you're such a good Christian woman, how come you ain't got no babies? Is it because you were born a man?
I look at it as my little way of carrying on Dan Savage's most excellent work with Rick Santorum.
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Posted by John C. Welch at 07:45 | Permalink
©2003-until I'm fucking dead and then some. you steal my shit, and I will fuck with you like you were a lonely shepherd's slowest sheep.
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