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Because she thinks messing with people is "fun"...
From now on, always refer to Ann Coulter as "Man Coulter". If you see her, say:
"Man? Yes, so if you're such a good Christian woman, how come you ain't got no babies? Is it because you were born a man?"
Everywhere. Don't worry about her reply, we don't care. We just say that to her, and walk away. Over and over. Until we've her so nuts that she starts screaming incoherently whenever she hears the word "man" in any context. Until she pulls a Britney.
Then when, inevitably, she's on TV doing a Nancy Kerrigan, and tearfully whining "Why meeeee? WHYYYYYY", someone calls in and says "So Ann...is it still funny to fuck with people just because you have unlimited media access and they don't?"
Sometimes, you have to beat sense into people. No reason why it can't be entertaining to millions.
So to recap:
- "Man Coulter"
- "Man? If you're such a good Christian woman, how come you ain't got no babies? Is it because you were born a man?
I look at it as my little way of carrying on Dan Savage's most excellent work with Rick Santorum.
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Posted by John C. Welch at 07:45 | Permalink
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Didn't Coulter's previous incarnation as Phyllis Schlafly have a patented response to this type of question?
Not that I don't think Mann shouldn't be heckled every hour on the hour.
Posted by:
Moeskido 
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February 21, 2008 9:00 AM
You might want to take another look at Ann. As you apparently are opposed to her politics, and that of course id fine. She is no MAN, if fact she is a good looking babe!
Posted by:
digiprod |
February 21, 2008 1:53 PM
Evil wears many forms, some pleasing to the eye. Look past the surface and see the vileness that seethes within!
Actually, for those of us outside the US, Ms Coulter is virtually unknown. That's probably a good thing, judging by the reactions to her.
Posted by:
GaryPatterson |
February 21, 2008 4:03 PM
"Ann Coulter" is actually just a fembot built by Fox News. "She" is under Bill O'Reilly's control at all times.
Posted by:
Gatesbasher |
February 21, 2008 4:44 PM
digiprod,
For me to be opposed to Man's politics, you'd have to convince me she possesses any beliefs beyond "Keep My Name In The Headlines". Man is about one thing, and one thing only: Man Coulter being popular.
So I don't care about whatever drivel Man is spouting, because we all know, it's whatever Man thinks will make Man some bling today. I disagree with Huckabee's politics, but from what I can tell, he sincerely believes in what he says. It's some scary shit, from my POV, but he's not a fucking huckster. Man is a huckster all the way, PT Barnum's transgendered stepchild, laughing all the way to the bank.
And if you think that bony, anorexic, "I'm only a vassar accent from lookin' like a meth addict", big handed, overly adams-apple-d insincere fake is hot, you really need new glasses...and therapy.
But, if you have proof, say a DNA scan, and some MRI pics that show two X chromosome, and functioning female reproductive organs, I'll happily admit my assumption is wrong.
Posted by:
John C. Welch 
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February 21, 2008 6:42 PM
"so nuts that she starts screaming incoherently"
I think you might be too late.
Posted by:
ricket |
February 24, 2008 11:13 PM
