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Aka "Yet another fucking reorg". I mean it can't just be to hide bodies, there aren't enough bodies in Washington State to have that many to hide, and yes, I am including Ted Bundy's and Gary Ridgway's dedicated work here. Romney on a unicycle, Microsoft has reorgs like Mario Cantone has hemorrhoids.
Oh...and one more thing. I know it's normal to use the last name in sentences by itself, i.e. "Welch is an asshole"...however...let us please understand that some names should not be used in that manner, such as the last name of the former head of the Microsoft Mac BU, Roz Ho:
“Ho will lead the new Danger Inc. team and continue to focus on various consumer-focused premium mobile offerings in mobile communications,” Microsoft officials said. (Can you say Pink and Purple?)Actually, all I can say to that works to be something along the lines of "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"
In such cases, "Roz will..." or "Ms. Ho will..." works just as well.
Really.
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Posted by John C. Welch at 18:28 | Permalink
©2003-until I'm fucking dead and then some. you steal my shit, and I will fuck with you like you were a lonely shepherd's slowest sheep.
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