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So John Casasanta was evidently annoyed by something I said on Twitter. What did I say that hurt him so?

since it didn't involve the MacHeist assholes getting kicked in the nuts for the Malcor shit, no, not really

What was John's reaction to this? Why a lurvely email that was chock full of stupid stars:

http://twitter.com/bynkii/statuses/658096042

Who the fuck are you calling an asshole? Go fuck yourself, you
loudmouth douchebag.

No. No I will not. See, I thought the original MacHeist was kind of overblown, but obviously, a lot of people liked it, so whatever. If it made the people who needed to be happy, great. Party on Garth. But that Malcor shit? Inexcusable. The only surprising thing is that afterwards, anyone would trust you in a business deal. That Malcor thing showed that you, and the rest of your gang have shown you have all the ethics of a pit viper. "The end justifies the means" and all that. I'm glad that works for you, but it's still bullshit, and you all still deserve a kick in the nuts over it. Virtual works, no sense in gettin' arrested over it. It also means that not only wouldn't I buy into MacHeist II because of the lack of ethics in the people putting it on, but I'd recommend to any who asked that they stay away. Sorry, but no, some half-hearted "Oh, it was just a bad PR idea" isn't going to cut it. That's not maturity, that's learning the stove is hot the hard way. There's a difference.

But after that email of stupid? Oh dude, now I don't just think you're an amoral greedy pit viper. Now, i have a new special opinion of you: You're a Crybaby. A big, snuffling, gasping for air, shoulders hitching crybaby. "Waaaaaah...someone said something mean to me. Waaaaaaah, I'm going to call you a bad name back". Dude, what fucking "Planet of the 12 year olds" are you from where that works? Okay, I'm a loudmouthed douchebag. You're a whiny crybaby who perpetrated a fucking stupid scam, and can't get that it really caused a lot of consternation and worry. Come on crybaby, cry. Come on, cry.

What a fucking idiot. If this is how he deals with people who don't think the sun shines out of his ass, I'm amazed he makes it to work in the morning without a crying jag.

So yes, John Casasanta, who sends me hate mail, I may be a loudmouthed douchbag, but you're a whiny, untrustworthy crybaby. All that's missing is a basketball to bounce off your forehead. Come on crybaby, squirt a few. Come on crybaby, cry for me. Cry louder.

Hear that? It's little john, curled up on his bed with mr. bun-bun snuffling and sobbing at the mean man.

BAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...god, I love it when people make my day like that.

Now the whiney brat just called my cell to bitch at me more, sounding like the loser down the K-12: "Well, YOU'RE crying now, 9 tweets in a minute over it." Dude, I do that many arguing politics. Besides, how wrapped up around me are you now, you're FOLLOWING MY EVERY WORD! I OWN you. Even better, when I pointed out the bullshit of the Malcor thing, he's STILL trying to justify it as a good thing: "Well, lots of people thought it was a good idea!" "How many of them over the age of 12?" "...well, I guess that's our fanbase."

Yeah.

It's been a long time since I've been able to actually go "waaaaaaaah" at someone on the phone. But you know what? It still feels gooooood. Cry some more crybaby. Cry some more.

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So John Casasanta was evidently annoyed by something I said on Twitter. What did I say that hurt him so?

since it didn't involve the MacHeist assholes getting kicked in the nuts for the Malcor shit, no, not really

What was John's reaction to this? Why a lurvely email that was chock full of stupid stars:

http://twitter.com/bynkii/statuses/658096042\n\nWho the fuck are you calling an asshole? Go fuck yourself, you \nloudmouth douchebag.

John, John, John, John, JohnJohnJOHN...did you really think I wouldn't call you out on this? Did you really think I'd ever forget the bullshit fearmongering you put a lot of people through just to pump up a fucking software bundle? \n\nNo. No I will not. See, I thought the original MacHeist was kind of overblown, but obviously, a lot of people liked it, so whatever. If it made the people who needed to be happy, great. Party on Garth. But that Malcor shit? Inexcusable. The only surprising thing is that afterwards, anyone would trust you in a business deal. That Malcor thing showed that you, and the rest of your gang have shown you have all the ethics of a pit viper. \"The end justifies the means\" and all that. I'm glad that works for you, but it's still bullshit, and you all still deserve a kick in the nuts over it. Virtual works, no sense in gettin' arrested over it. It also means that not only wouldn't I buy into MacHeist II because of the lack of ethics in the people putting it on, but I'd recommend to any who asked that they stay away. Sorry, but no, some half-hearted \"Oh, it was just a bad PR idea\" isn't going to cut it. That's not maturity, that's learning the stove is hot the hard way. There's a difference. \n\nBut after that email of stupid? Oh dude, now I don't just think you're an amoral greedy pit viper. Now, i have a new special opinion of you: You're a Crybaby. A big, snuffling, gasping for air, shoulders hitching crybaby. \"Waaaaaah...someone said something mean to me. Waaaaaaah, I'm going to call you a bad name back\". Dude, what fucking \"Planet of the 12 year olds\" are you from where that works? Okay, I'm a loudmouthed douchebag. You're a whiny crybaby who perpetrated a fucking stupid scam, and can't get that it really caused a lot of consternation and worry. Come on crybaby, cry. Come on, cry.\n\nWhat a fucking idiot. If this is how he deals with people who don't think the sun shines out of his ass, I'm amazed he makes it to work in the morning without a crying jag.\n\nSo yes, John Casasanta, who sends me hate mail, I may be a loudmouthed douchbag, but you're a whiny, untrustworthy crybaby. All that's missing is a basketball to bounce off your forehead. Come on crybaby, squirt a few. Come on crybaby, cry for me. Cry louder.\n\nHear that? It's little john, curled up on his bed with mr. bun-bun snuffling and sobbing at the mean man. \n\nBAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...god, I love it when people make my day like that. \n\n<IT GETS BETTER!>\n\nNow the whiney brat just called my cell to bitch at me more, sounding like the loser down the K-12: \"Well, YOU'RE crying now, 9 tweets in a minute over it.\" Dude, I do that many arguing politics. Besides, how wrapped up around me are you now, you're FOLLOWING MY EVERY WORD! I OWN you. Even better, when I pointed out the bullshit of the Malcor thing, he's STILL trying to justify it as a good thing: \"Well, lots of people thought it was a good idea!\" \"How many of them over the age of 12?\" \"...well, I guess that's our fanbase.\"\n\nYeah.\n\nIt's been a long time since I've been able to actually go \"waaaaaaaah\" at someone on the phone. But you know what? It still feels gooooood. Cry some more crybaby. Cry some more. \n\n\n

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