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Since my last few entries were a bit heavy, I figured this one should be a bit lighter.

I finally finished the iMovie I started after seeing Apple's "Sherlock 3: Go Find Yourself" ad. Okay, it's a dippy ad, and "Go Fuck Yourself" immediately pops to mind. So I thought about that...

Go Fuck Yourself

An obvious masturbatory reference. So that should be the theme of my spoof...but where to find the proper...images for my onanistic masterpiece? Of course, Grand Opening. Voted Boston's best adult toy store for many, many years, and run by the happiest woman on the planet. It has the atmosphere of a happy coffee klatch...with dildos and vibrators covering the walls.

A quick trip to the site, grab some images, (no credits available, but no, I didn't create them.), some Photoshop work to magic wand out the backgrounds, and voila.

but music.

Got to have music. Oh it was amusing, but it needed sound.

And then I looked at one image with three dildos looking like they were marching across the screen...and a movie theme hit me....

Col. Bogey's march from "The Bridge on the River Kwai".

Brilliance.

A masterwork.

so here it is for your amusement: My Great Movie...

Enjoy,

john

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